{"product_id":"humor-necklace-for-wife-shop-106693-4486","title":"The \"I'd Find You Anyway\" Necklace — A Funny Gift for Your Wife","description":"\u003ch3\u003eMost husbands get her flowers. You're getting her a necklace and the most honest thing you've ever said.\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThe card says it all: \"Thanks for being my wife. If I had a different wife I would punch her in the face and go find you.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eShe's going to laugh. Then she's going to cry a little. Then she's going to show everyone she knows.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eThe necklace is a dancing cubic zirconia horseshoe pendant in white gold over stainless steel. Elegant enough to wear every day, meaningful enough to keep forever. The joke is what she'll remember. The necklace is what she'll wear.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Details:\u003c\/strong\u003e White gold over stainless steel, cubic zirconia crystal, pendant 0.77\" x 0.62\", adjustable 16\"–18\" box chain, lobster clasp.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eShips in 2–3 business days. Mother's Day is close — don't wing it this year.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"ShineOn Fulfillment","offers":[{"title":"Two Tone Box","offer_id":52966640517231,"sku":"SO-15888444","price":59.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Luxury Box w\/LED","offer_id":52966640549999,"sku":"SO-15888445","price":79.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0565\/2706\/1103\/files\/product-7020706.png?v=1776538630","url":"https:\/\/bardjewelry.com\/products\/humor-necklace-for-wife-shop-106693-4486","provider":"Bard Jewelry","version":"1.0","type":"link"}